Thursday, September 23, 2010

HOLD YOUR HORSES, GEORGE!!!

"Well, whatta looker, you's some hott tamale." George murmured Curley's wifes way. George was on chore duty, putting all the horses back into the barn. Within one look of Curley's wife, George played out his night and began to presume what it could entail. Curley's wife began to speak, but quickly George cut her off, "you's lookin' as delicate as a flower, miss."

Curley's wife spoke with a grin on her face, "imma just a babe in the woods, George."

"A babe id put all my eggs in one basket for," George spoke with confidence. "I tell ya, if looks could kill."

Curley's wife made her way towards George as if everything was coming up roses. Her arms swayed at her side like she was as free as a bird. "This is one ol' funny farm, hiring someone from seventh heaven."

"Girl, im as handy as a pocket on a shirt." His hands reached for hers, "Were in deep water here, but my love for you is like a fat kid loves chocolate."

"You're making me as nervous as a cat on a tin roof!!"


"Baby, baby, baby dont jump to conclusions on me now."

"I guess your right if you cant beat em', join em'."

Friday, September 10, 2010

My Chey Senses Are Tingling!!!!


My name is Chey Gannon, superhuman.

It's a gift. It's a special gift. Between fighting crime, getting revenge on my arch enemies, living a dual existence, saving the world, and not to mention getting the guy in the end, I have time for my favorite of all powers. This power cant even compare to the others. This power isn't just an ability to show off my superior agility, this power can quickly and efficiently save the existence of planet earth. I am a teleporter. I am able to transport to anywhere at anytime, without anyone realizing I am gone. I have been from the past as well as the future. It is said that knowledge is power, in my case my power is knowledge. Granted things here on earth can change in the blink of an eye. Why things happen they way they do?
Take Al Gore for instance. Al Gore the 45Th Vice President of the United States from 1993-2001. A democratic party nominee, a business man, as well as a environmental activist. Al Gore's theory is based strictly on global warming. Using my teleport abilities I have fast forward to the future gaining knowledge of this proven problem. Al Gore was willing to step up and face this challenge as it is becoming increasingly a issue. I believe in the power of one, but I am no hogger. My power can create knowledge to those who are willing. My power can create life changing results. Another example of what great things my ability can create is country music. Country music developed in the 1900s, obviously a positive result to entertainment. I have taken great appreciation for transforming Carrie Underwood, Brooks and Dunn, Big and rich, and Brad Paisley's phenomenal talents.
My power will forever be a gift. It has not only showed me its wondrous aspects, but it has taught me to understand my own responsibilities. Hey, its not always easy being a superhuman.